So 2 days ago, on my lunch break I go to Walgreens down the street from where I work. I needed more tampons. So I go there, and I’m at the register paying, and I notice a really tall black guy get behind me. I walked out to my car, which was in front and saw him walk out. I did this super fast double take at him, because he looked familiar. When I did that he got this weird look on his face. Then I was like (to myself) “He’s famous!!!! I know he sings. He’s not R.Kelly but a singer like that. Then I was thinking well maybe he’s not anyone at all, and just looks like someone famous!” Then I thought “Well let’s see what car he gets into, because if he gets in some old beat up car he’s nobody obviously with money…but he if gets in a nice car…he has to be famous.” So he walked to a brand spankin’ new Range Rover. So by the time I got back to work I figured out his name, but wasn’t sure if I made it up or not. I searched google and I was right. It was Brian McKnight. Now don’t tell me how on earth I knew his name, cuz I have no freaking idea. Does it matter though? Now I’m his biggest fan! HaHaHaHa! Not!

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