26:365- Waiting
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Seriously has it really only been 26 days?!?!?! It seems like at least 226. I need to sit down and make a list of ideas for pictures. It’s apparent I have no imagination, and I’m sick of taking pictures of myself.

 

 

 

25:365- Beer
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I don’t drink hardly ever. Sometimes on the weekend I get this idea that I’m going to drink. We’ve had these beers in the fridge for oh, like 8 or 9 months. I drank 1 1/2 beers, and I was feeling kind of buzzed. To be honest, I don’t really like the feeling of it. I think this means I’m old.

 

24:365- Ear
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I picked this picture, because my ear looks freakishly large. Jeremy reassured me that it is not as big as it appears.

 

On the news right now, I’m watching a car chase. I don’t know about other parts of the county, but out here in Southern California it seems like high speed or low speed car chases are frequent. This is the second one I’ve seen today. Actually, I haven’t seen one in like a month or two, and before that not in awhile…but that might be because I was working. Maybe our news channels just liek to televise them.

Anyway, the newscasters crack me UP! Their commentary is just so fucking LAME, and it cracks me up! This guy keeps putting his hand out of the window, and they are saying “Oh, he’s flashing gang signs!”, “This man is covered with tattoos, and may be a gang member, involved in violent activity.” Mind you they know nothing about the guy. This car is an older Honda Accord, with paint off the roof, and hood. The guy says “This doesn’t appear to be a newer car…haha” The lady says “Yes, it is beaten up!” Ah, no shit! The guy stops and they all have their hands out the window. Newscaster says “Their hands are in the air” Nooooo!!!! Is that what that is?

“Well I guess he had his fast food, and his cigerette and decided it was over.” About the guy giving up. I don’t know, something tells me it was the tires all blown out, and not the food and cigarette.

I think I watch them just so I can laugh at the commentary and make snarky comments about them.

 

So last night Shelly got out of bed and said her tooth was bothering her. I looked and her bottom tooth was practically out of the gum and bent back. I told her it was really lose and was going to come out any time. She got that look of terror on her face. She has been stressing out hardcore for a good month now about her teeth being loose, and then them coming out.

I told her she could wiggle it back an forth until it came out, or she could kinda twist it. That’s what I used to do. I remember sitting on the bathroom counter with my feet in the sink, and twisting my tooth. My mouth would water as I twisted my tooth until it fell out. She didn’t like any of that. I didn’t want her to swollow it in her sleep though. I suggested I should pull it out. I have never pulled a tooth before, ever. Well besides my own…but I was a kid. I really get the heebie jeebies from stuff like that. So I was secretly hoping that she would get it out herself. After about 30 minutes of oing back and forth she wanted me to pull it out. Ack! I told her I would do it fast, and she wouldn’t feel it. So I got a little piece of paper towel, grabbed her tooth, and pulled. Came out no problem, and she didn’t even feel it. She said “Did you get it?”

She was SO excited when it came out!!! I thought she would freak out about the gum feeling slimey and the blood, but she didn’t mind at all. So the tooth fairy came and gave her $10 for her first tooth. Sucks it was so late at night, because the tooth fairy had only $3 cash, and had to borrow $5 from Chase’s wallet, and $2 from Sheldyn’s barbie bank. Luckily, they don’t check their money everyday, so I can pay them back before they notice. 

Potty Mouth

23:365- Toothfairy Time
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Bye Tooth!
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22:365
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21:365
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